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A Ditty to the WittyAre you clever on your feet?A Ditty to the Witty by ~IRideAMagicalLadle
Can you stand on your head?
Can you sit on a whoopee cushion,
making no sound?
O this is a ditty,
dedicated to the witty-
a thousand times its said!
For those witty ditty clever people,
standing on their head.
The Old Man and LoveI want to know what love tastes like,The Old Man and Love by ~IRideAMagicalLadle
before I spend it all on dreams!
The old man raised a brow and said to me;
"My dear, love is the dream of dreams."
The Art of Being AwkwardThe art of being awkward (Socially, not creeper. There's a fine line):The Art of Being Awkward by ~JEN2091890
Step one: don't relax. When walking into a room immediately tense up. Don't make eye contact if it can be helped. If you do, look away in embarrassment as if you've been caught staring. Keep constantly shifting back and forth make sure you look really uncomfortable. The trick to looking uncomfortable is making yourself such. Either by wearing cloths you feel self-conscious in or by whatever means you find necessary. Do this until the crowd/person either disperse or you leave awkwardly. (see Step five for how to properly leave).
Step two: keep conversations to a minimum. Answer people with as few words a possible. This will leave room for excessive silence that makes your skin crawl and your brain to spaz so much it almost hurts. It does wonders for your awkward facade.
Step three: when confronted with a very good look man (or whom ever you're attracted to) don't speak clearly. Be sure to mutter incomprehensibly and
CorvusCorvus:Corvus by ~WordOfChen
Black feathers falling through the empty sky
A whisper upon the winds, better left unspoken
As a glimmer of sunlight catches my eye
I am drawn to the worms that writhe below
Each one pulses with the desire to live
endlessly tunneling through the sands of the earth
With nothing more for them to give
I'm afraid they are quickly eaten...
One, two, three and four
Each one swallowed by an open door
Five, six, seven, eight
They know not love nor petty hate
It makes me wonder if they feel this pain
of being consumed by the one they fear
They sprout and dance in the lovely rain
Not knowing of that which lurks so near
-Chen Yuan Wen, Experimental Release
All I know if that its not fitted for a prince rescuing a princess or vis-versa.
But besides all that, I was wondering if you guys maybe had some story line/plot ideas that you wouldn't mind sharing just to help get me in the right mind set? In the meantime I'll see if our unabridged version of Brother's Grimes Fairytales holds any wisdom.